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There are many different ways to master insanity, these are but a few of my favorites. Enjoy!
1. Whenever you see a squirrel, scream while pointing at it and yell, "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THERE'S A KILLER SQUIRREL LOOSE!!!" before running away from it.
2. At random pick up a radio that's turned off, put it to your ear and whisper, "It's Barney's family, they're going to attack us for making fun of Barney!"
3. When the teacher isn't looking, take out your trusty spork and begin to poke the person in front of you while chanting, "Evil be gone. Evil be gone." Be sure to keep a straight face and not to laugh. Be careful not to let the teacher catch you.
4. Whenever you feel an awkward silence between yourself and a friend or friends start loudly singing either the Oscar Miner Wiener song, The Song That Never Ends, or The Song That Gets On Everybody's Nerves.
5. When you and a friend both have bananas stand around a corner from each other and talk to each other about what you see going on around you, "Cindy is spooning her yogurt into her mouth, I think it may be poisoned, let's hope not..." and so on.
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